Description
Look, nobody likes a bragger. But sometimes, the truth needs to be spoken. That spare tire around your middle isn't a "dad bod," it's a badge of honor – a symbol of countless late-night diaper changes, endless soccer games on the sidelines (with questionable officiating calls, naturally), and enough bedtime stories to fill a library. You've earned those curves, champ.
This glorious garment isn't just a t-shirt, it's a statement piece. It's a conversation starter (especially with other dads who get it). It's a way to let the world know you're a provider, a protector, and a darn good storyteller (because, let's be honest, those bedtime stories have gotten pretty creative over the years).
Plus, hey, who can resist a bear enjoying a cold one after a long day of, well, being a bear? This design is basically a metaphor for fatherhood: a little rugged, a little relaxed, and always ready to crack open a metaphorical (or literal) beer when the kids are finally asleep.
So go forth, father figure! Rock this tee with pride, and maybe grab yourself an actual beer while you're at it. You deserve it.
P.S. This shirt is also scientifically proven to increase dad jokes by 112% and high fives from fellow dads by 73%.
This is our best seller for a reason. Relaxed, tailored and ultra-comfortable, you'll love the way you look in this durable, reliable classic.
- 100% pre-shrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, light heather gray is 98% cotton/2% polyester, heather black is 50% cotton/50% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (mid-weight)
- Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
- Special Note: Mineral Wash colors have a slight yellow tint and not one is the same due to the special dye process
- Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
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